WHAT THE- WHERE AM I?
"Oh, Mr. Del Monte, you have far bigger questions with which to worry yourself."
Who are you? What have you done to me? What is this place?!
"Come now, Mr. Del Monte, surely you recognize your own production facility?"
Wha? You don't understand. We're such a large corporation. So many facilities-
"So you can pay your goons to mercilessly slaughter my people in the name of your decadent 'fruit cups' filled with our blood and torn flesh, but you can't even bother to deem the altar of your genocide worthy of a visit?"
Who are you? What is this all about?
"My name, Mr. Del Monte, is Ananas Comosus."
Comosus? You're t